So I know I’ve been neglecting this site for a while now, and I sincerely apologize. It was my birthday week and what can I say? Sorry for partying? I promise a return to normalcy with a fresh post every Thursday. I'm currently polishing up my piece on the threesome I had in Paris. Ooh la la!
Also I’ve been embroiled in some cyber gossip as of late. You see, the campus editors of Northwestern University's weekly magazine have been speculating about my identity for a while. They think I'm a Northwestern alum. Meanwhile, the snarkfest that is the Ivy League gossip website, IvyGate, is mesmerized by the possibility that I might be a Harvard junior.
So what do you guys think? Can you help them solve the mystery?
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